i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

(via be-atpeacenotin-pieces)

427,607 notes


Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via chardsfallenkingdom)

718,708 notes


Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

(via chardsfallenkingdom)

237,045 notes

My cosmology professor is a fuckin dick. I’m so pissed.

0 notes